OHHHH. In that case BARTENDER this person’s next drink is on me.

What? Sounds like the last time you tried it was a decade ago.

I’m the only “active tech” at my tiny local shop/“MSP”. I have two bosses who are each “owners” of the company and neither of them can fix their own workstations.

Neither can handle domain DNS changes. Neither of them can migrate mail. Neither of them have taken “support” calls for the last 5 years- instead they’ve transferred everything technical beyond “restart your PC” to me. I’ve seen a few people younger than me around who actually have basic understanding of internet DNS, TCP/IP, but for the most part I’m starting to think that after my generation, the internet will corrode, collapse, and die. I hope I’m wrong, UNLESS the internet continues being handled largely by 5 gigantic, evil corporations- in THAT case I hope it dies.

I mean- North America is a continent- and the “U.S.” is only a portion of that continent…

I mean. If a person’s already broken a car window and stolen a zune, and sees a rubber chicken on the seat… wouldn’t you? Hehehe

GoDaddy DNS? /Shiver

And it’s not even that long ago their CPUs began genuinely committing seppuku! unalive! uh… failing

Ha, With reskinned Android 4 I presume

Right? I love our neighbors but WHAT

Having the day they paid to have. Beautiful.

I practically have tourette syndrome at this point I curse the absolute fuckwittery of Microsoft so often.

Gtfo of “the cloud”. Don’t touch it. Don’t joke about touching it.